"A man out hunting in Iowa was shot in the leg after a hunting dog stepped on his gun, authorities said."

 
You just couldn't make this stuff up!!!!!

But there is one bit later in the article (BBC again by the way!)

"Alan Foster, a spokesman for the Iowa Department of Natural Resources, told AFP it was not uncommon for hunters to be shot by their dogs."

There are a thousand sarcastic and caustic comments bubbling to the surface all at once, which one should I use first?